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Lovely Stadium Though
£1 billion stadium. World-class facilities. NFL-ready pitch. Cheese room. Still can't fill a trophy cabinet. Priorities, innit?
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Lads, It's Tottenham
Some clubs have a motto. Spurs have a warning label. Lads... it's Tottenham. Always has been. Always will be.
🪣 Catch The Spurs Tears! 🪣
Move your bucket to collect the tears of a crying Spurs fan. Don't let them hit the floor!
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Use mouse / touch to move the bucket • Catch tears to score • Miss 3 and it's game over!
🏆 Spurs Trophy Cabinet: Live Update 🏆
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League Titles
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Cobwebs in
Trophy Cabinet
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Broken
Promises
Promises
😬 Things Spurs Fans Tell Themselves 😬
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"At least we play the right way" — Yes, the right way... towards League One.
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"We're a big club" — Big clubs don't flirt with the Championship, mate.
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"Next year is our year" — A tradition older than most of their trophies.
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"Best stadium in the world though" — Can't hear you over the sound of 60,000 people crying.
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"The manager needs time" — They've given about 14 managers "time" in the last decade.
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"We press high and control possession" — Shame about controlling results.